A team of scientists go to the Africa rainforest in search of Tarzan.
Eventually, they find him and remain with him in his jungle habitat for sometime in order to observe his lifestyle, do tests and ask him various questions.
One afternoon, the only female scientist in the group, is alone with Tarzan walking through the forest.
Curiosity gets the better of her and she asks, “How do you get on for . . .er . .,well . . you know sex?. . “
“Oh, “says Tarzan, “that’s no problem!. You see, I find a nice large tree with a hole in the trunk and so it with that.”
“So,” says the female scientist undoing her blouse, “You’ve never been with a real woman?”
“No” says Tarzan. Well, just to further the cause of science you understand, I’m willing to give you a chance.” She says taking off her skirt.
“All right” says Tarzan eagerly.
So she lies on the grass on her back completely naked.
Tarzan eyes her up and then walks 20 feet away from her into the jungle.
He turns around , running up to her and kicks her powerfully in her groin.
She screams in agony and rolls about on the floor, clutching her groin for some time.
Eventually she manages to say, “You B*stard! What did you do that for?”
“Well” says Tarzan “I had to make sure there weren’t any squirrels”
^^ haha..
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